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Hailed “the funniest farce ever written”! Noises Off by Michael Frayn

17th - 21st Nov 2026

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Start Time: 7.30pm

Tickets: £20.00 Concessions: £16.50


Description

Hailed “the funniest farce ever written”, follow a group of touring actors as they attempt to rehearse a hopeless flop called ‘Nothing On’.

Lines are dropped and cues missed as tensions rise and backstage romances unravel.

Can director Lloyd manage his temper and the cast amongst all of the slamming doors, falling trousers, and flying sardines?!

Blending affectionate homage with sharp satire, Michael Frayn serves up a brilliantly chaotic mix of theatrical clichés, misfiring performances, and escalating disaster in this riotous play-within-a-play.

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Audience information: We know that some audience members would like to be aware of themes they might find upsetting before deciding whether to see a play. To help you make your choice, please see our Content Advice page.

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This amateur production of “Noises Off” is presented by arrangement with Concord Theatricals Ltd. on behalf of Samuel French Ltd. www.concordtheatricals.co.uk

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BOOKING INFORMATION:

Tickets are non-refundable but if your plans change or you made a mistake when booking then your tickets can be transferred to another date (subject to availability) or a credit note issued (24hrs+ notice required).

Concession Price is available for seniors receiving Pension Credit, children and young people aged 16 and under, students, and unwaged patrons. Anyone under 18 must be accompanied by an adult.

Coming with a group? Book tickets for a party of 10 or more on the same date and enjoy a 10% discount. All of the 10+ tickets must be booked at the same time, as the discount cannot be applied retrospectively.

Choosing your seats: The stage location is clearly marked on the seating plan. Row A is closest to the stage, with Row U at the back. Seating is raked (each row rises slightly away from the stage), so anyone with mobility concerns may find seats closer to the front more comfortable.

Wheelchair access: The row marked W at the front indicates designated wheelchair spaces. For full access information, please click HERE

Season Pass: This play is part of our Season Pass offer (see 5 Main Stage plays for the price of 4). More info.

Running time: TBC

For FAQs and all of our Booking Terms, click HERE 

If you have any access requirements or experience any problems booking online, please give the Box Office a ring and they will be happy to assist you. 

“I can’t open sardines and answer the phone. I’ve only got one pair of feet.”

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  • Tuesday 17th November 2026 7.30pm Book
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Noises Off
on Tuesday 17th November 2026 07:30pm

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  • W5
  • A1
  • B14
  • B2
  • C24
  • C1
  • D27
  • D1
  • E27
  • E1
  • F28
  • F1
  • G30
  • G1
  • H31
  • H1
  • J31
  • J1
  • K32
  • K1
  • L32
  • L1
  • M26
  • M1
  • N28
  • N1
  • P28
  • P1
  • Q30
  • Q1
  • R30
  • R1
  • S32
  • S1
  • T32
  • T1
  • U33
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on Wednesday 18th November 2026 07:30pm

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  • B14
  • B2
  • C24
  • C1
  • D27
  • D1
  • E27
  • E1
  • F28
  • F1
  • G30
  • G1
  • H31
  • H1
  • J31
  • J1
  • K32
  • K1
  • L32
  • L1
  • M26
  • M1
  • N28
  • N1
  • P28
  • P1
  • Q30
  • Q1
  • R30
  • R1
  • S32
  • S1
  • T32
  • T1
  • U33
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on Thursday 19th November 2026 07:30pm

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  • W5
  • A1
  • B14
  • B2
  • C24
  • C1
  • D27
  • D1
  • E27
  • E1
  • F28
  • F1
  • G30
  • G1
  • H31
  • H1
  • J31
  • J1
  • K32
  • K1
  • L32
  • L1
  • M26
  • M1
  • N28
  • N1
  • P28
  • P1
  • Q30
  • Q1
  • R30
  • R1
  • S32
  • S1
  • T32
  • T1
  • U33
  • U1

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on Friday 20th November 2026 07:30pm

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  • W5
  • A1
  • B14
  • B2
  • C24
  • C1
  • D27
  • D1
  • E27
  • E1
  • F28
  • F1
  • G30
  • G1
  • H31
  • H1
  • J31
  • J1
  • K32
  • K1
  • L32
  • L1
  • M26
  • M1
  • N28
  • N1
  • P28
  • P1
  • Q30
  • Q1
  • R30
  • R1
  • S32
  • S1
  • T32
  • T1
  • U33
  • U1

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on Saturday 21st November 2026 07:30pm

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  • W5
  • A1
  • B14
  • B2
  • C24
  • C1
  • D27
  • D1
  • E27
  • E1
  • F28
  • F1
  • G30
  • G1
  • H31
  • H1
  • J31
  • J1
  • K32
  • K1
  • L32
  • L1
  • M26
  • M1
  • N28
  • N1
  • P28
  • P1
  • Q30
  • Q1
  • R30
  • R1
  • S32
  • S1
  • T32
  • T1
  • U33
  • U1

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